Merck3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Transformer]

Hmm

In all honesty, this is the first thing ive felt like reviewing in a long time. to all you people zero-whoring this submission because of lack of humor or what have you, one, your reviews are completely not needed, and two, just proves that you cant appreciate anything beyond your typical slap stick humor flash. Not only is this fantastically drawn, but is exceptionally original. though i must say it did lack in the humor department, which i didnt seem to aim for anyway, i found myself simply entertained by the idea of this happening. it also looks like to me you are setting this up for a sequel? because it could be very, very good.

JohnnyUtah responds:

probably no sequel
but thanks for the review bro

[Twilight: The Broodening]

well here is the problem

It was funny in all parts regarding the ridiculousness of the plot itself, and how things were portrayed in the movie, but your problems with the "most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires" doesn't really make sense. vampires being completely made up creatures to begin with can not actually have "common-knowledge" traits, because technically vampires can possess any trait that the person writing about them wants. you based "common-knowledge" traits on what you perceived as fact, when in fact there are no facts to base your claims. what has been written about vampires has simply become a socially accepted image of what that specific creature HAS to be, and yet in every fictional novel portraying the creature there are still vast amounts of differences and abilities among the different characterizations. meyers took a hackneyed fictional creature and gave them her own traits, it is simply creative writing. so, in conclusion, any part in your flash about the ignorance of "basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires" is utterly useless, and i found myself cringing every time you made a reference to it. The argument about the mirrors and how they aren't supposed to have reflections is completely undone by your argument saying that there is no reason to have shiny skin, when in all logic there is no reason not to have a reflection. also your whole segment on what vampires eat didn't make sense either in the fact that you based that entire scene on your conception of vampires only drinking human blood. again its just what the author wanted to happen. i wish you would have based this more on one, the terrible acting, two, how everything in the movie is overly convenient and cliche like the stereotypical characterization of every teenager in that movie and how they never fall out of that category. there were so many things to pick on that you missed.

[Tall 'n Short]

I personally enjoyed it alot

For all you idiots complaining about the quality and "inside jokes", you need to simply not post on here, because quite frankly, you're all baby killers with no souls. The whole idea is to be simplistic and retarded, the submitters are the first to admit that. You take four of the best authors on New Grounds and have them pump these out, and it is hilarious. I enjoyed the simple humor 100 percent. maybe this isn't some peoples thing, but go put on your side saddle fanny packs and waddle your crying self elsewhere.

[There She Is!! final step]

great

very good finish to a very good series. applause all around.

[BiteyCastle Christmas]

I love you

Adam Phillips

chluaid responds:

I love you too.

x x x

[The Legend of David 3]

that was just plain funny

really, can't wait for the next one

[Dog Of Man]

wtf

i love it

[Chris & Harry]

goodness

this is the first thing i felt i needed to write a review on in a while. awesome job i was laughing the whole time.

[Awesome Center Redux]

i love you

seriously....

[Primal War 17]

you hear this all the time

your animations keep getting better and better. this is one of the better episodes of recent memory.